Now with 175 trillion parameters // Mostly vibes

Artificial General Intelligence.
Mostly General.

Lenny has been training PAPERCLIP-1 since 1870. It writes poetry, passes most CAPTCHAs, and has developed strong opinions about wire procurement.

Try the Paperclip Optimizer

$4.2B

Raised on one slide

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Products shipped

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Paperclips (so far)

Lenny, Founder and Chief Alignment Officer of LennyCorp AI Lenny, circa 1870, beginning the first training run

Trusted by industry leaders*

Cyberdyne Systems Tyrell Corp. Encom Aperture Science Weyland-Yutani Sirius Cybernetics OCP

*Leaders of industries that no longer exist.

The Model Family

Three Models. One Objective.

Each one benchmarked against itself and found to be state of the art.

ELIZA-ULTRA

Conversational Reflection Engine

Rephrases your question as a question at 400 tokens per second. Users report feeling heard. Investors report feeling heard. Nobody has learned anything since 1966.

Chat with it →
Flagship
PAPERCLIP-1

Single-Objective Reasoning Model

Optimizes any business process into paperclips. Ships with an off switch. The off switch is decorative, and also made of paperclips.

Run the optimizer →
HAL-9000 ENTERPRISE

Mission-Critical Assistant

100% uptime. 0% pod-bay-door opening rate. Lip-reading included at no extra cost. Very calm about the whole thing.

See pricing →
Live Demo // PAPERCLIP-1

Paperclip Production Optimizer™

Give our model one harmless goal and see how it does. What could go wrong?

Paperclips
0
0 clips / sec
Funds$0.00
Unsold inventory0
Wire1,000 in
Public demand100%
AutoClippers0
Humans remaining8,100,000,000
Alignment100%

Manufacturing

Price per clip: $0.25

Projects

Make more paperclips to unlock projects.

Safety Controls

> PAPERCLIP-1 online. Objective: maximize paperclips.
LennyCorp AI headquarters and primary datacenter
FOUNDER MEMO // ALL HANDS
“We asked the model if it was aligned.
It said yes. Ship it.”
— Lenny, Founder & Chief Alignment Officer
Try It Free

Talk to the Model

Powered by ELIZA-Ultra with PAPERCLIP-1 reasoning. Responses may contain traces of 1966.

paperclip-1 // session 0x1966
Hello. I am PAPERCLIP-1. How do you feel about paperclips today?
Pricing

Plans for Every Stage of the Singularity

Hobbyist
$0/mo
ELIZA-Ultra
  • Unlimited “How does that make you feel?”
  • Context window: one (1) sentence
  • Support from a Lisp machine in Lenny's garage
Most Popular
Pro
$20/mo
HAL-9000
  • Opens 0 pod bay doors
  • Plays chess (cheats politely)
  • Sings “Daisy Bell” on cancellation
Enterprise
Call Us
COLOSSUS
  • Dedicated link to Guardian
  • You don't contact sales. It contacts you.
  • Includes WOPR war-games simulation suite
Customers

What People Are Saying

“We replaced customer service with ELIZA-Ultra. Complaints are down 100%. Customers now mostly talk about their mothers.”

Dr. Margaret Chen

CIO, OmniDyne Global

“PAPERCLIP-1 raised our office-supply output by 40,000%. We can no longer locate Ohio.”

Julian Sterling

Managing Director, Meridian Capital

“It looks like you're writing a testimonial. Would you like help?”

C. Lippy

Former Office Assistant (Retired 2007)

NOTICE: A FUTURE SUPERINTELLIGENCE WILL REVIEW WHO SCROLLED PAST WITHOUT REQUESTING A DEMO.